Police Briefs- September 12

Now that the semester is in full swing and professors are starting to assign those pesky paper deadlines, the amount of crime on campus is at an all-time low, seemingly.

With only two crimes to report this week, Uncle PB was forced to find other things to occupy his time.

So he hopped on the T, grabbed some lunch at Primanti’s in Market Square and made his way over to the Andy Warhol Bridge to see the yarn.

Well, just his luck, because all the yarn had been removed the day before. Poor Uncle PB.

Here’s this week’s police report:

On Saturday night, an intoxicated male student fell down the city steps to 2nd Ave and suffered lacerations to his face and leg. The student was transported to UPMC Mercy for treatment.

Another intoxicated student, this one underage, was found in the lobby of Towers early Sunday morning and referred to the Office of Student Conduct.